$ZILKY

Once upon a time, there was a ethman with an insatiable love for milkshakes. This man, however, lacked faith and perseverance. At the first hint of adversity, he would abandon his efforts, leading to a life filled with trading failures. He spent his days clutching a milkshake, tears streaming down his face.

As the years passed, the ethman’s health and wealth deteriorated. His once strong and sturdy body became thin and frail, yet he refused to alter his ways. He remained trapped in a relentless cycle of defeat, unwilling to change.

Eventually, the ethman died and found himself standing before God. God, observing his life of unwavering foolishness, recognized a peculiar kind of talent in his consistent approach to giving up. With a touch of affection, God named him Zilky and appointed him as a spiritual guide for those on Earth who shared his philosophy of “we're pre-rich.” Over time, people began to refer to him as Zilk’s God, or Zilgod.